ostracizedpoodle: sometimes you just need to lay on the floor
princeruto: i’m no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one
walltwerk: im not even anyone’s second choice im always last
Honestly sleeping is my favorite hobbie
batfricans: is there anything worse than hearing your own recorded voice i think no
connuh: why do all i want to do is make out with people
waterfallfish: Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
Who needs a thigh gap when you've got a nice ass...
squishyheartz: The Sun and The Moon are a Tragic Love Story, Don’t You Agree?
yongmuney: stop drop and roll away from all your problems